I know it’s the Labor Day weekend and we’re all trying our darndest to get in the last coveted rays of summer before the new school season starts on Tuesday. . .
“Mum, I hate back-to-school. . . first of all, I can’t even enter the giveaway. And second, it means you’ll be going to school during the day, too. Maybe if I just lie on your backpack, you won’t be able to leave the house. . . “